" Online Freestyle "- foolin around

[eloquence]

AquaKid2020: lmfao
ICEBLUE0I2: wth lol
ICEBLUE0I2: lol
AquaKid2020: did you see that
ICEBLUE0I2: yea
AquaKid2020: yeah that was pretty funny
ICEBLUE0I2: lol
ICEBLUE0I2: last dude wasnt even goin anywhere
AquaKid2020: lol
AquaKid2020: yo bout to kick this freestyle
AquaKid2020: got flows that go for a mile
ICEBLUE0I2: ok
AquaKid2020: my shit is funny, make people smile
AquaKid2020: pick up the phone and dial
AquaKid2020: callin Jesus
AquaKid2020: he must
AquaKid2020: save you
AquaKid2020: cause you bout to be slaughtered like a jew
AquaKid2020: you smell like dodo
AquaKid2020: now spit you foo
ICEBLUE0I2: lol
ICEBLUE0I2: haha, ok ok, jokes over
ICEBLUE0I2: my rhymes have u hypnotized singin red rover
ICEBLUE0I2: you better check u style hommie before u get ran over
ICEBLUE0I2: 'game over
ICEBLUE0I2: turn off
ICEBLUE0I2: switch disks
ICEBLUE0I2: turn on
ICEBLUE0I2: pik up the controller
ICEBLUE0I2: its over
ICEBLUE0I2: u might as well get off dat hang over
ICEBLUE0I2: exposer
ICEBLUE0I2: is what im all about
ICEBLUE0I2: 4 leaf clover
ICEBLUE0I2: im lucky
ICEBLUE0I2: blow yo feathers off like yo name was plucky
ICEBLUE0I2: i put my aim on you like nintendo when im shootin at dem duckies
ICEBLUE0I2: i got 3 fairies left
ICEBLUE0I2: so i aint need no help
ICEBLUE0I2: pull out the master sword bout to slay you all
ICEBLUE0I2: thats my word
ICEBLUE0I2: its obsurd
ICEBLUE0I2: how my rhymes never end
ICEBLUE0I2: but its your turn now
ICEBLUE0I2: time for your rhymes to begin
AquaKid2020: ummm...
AquaKid2020: You im the greatest MC
AquaKid2020: you dont want to step to me
AquaKid2020: you don't have the skill to battle thee
AquaKid2020: how can thou expect to beat Hypnotic
AquaKid2020: my ryhmes come out crazy and sycotic
AquaKid2020: my shit is intelligent yours is moronic
AquaKid2020: step off the podium and suck my di**
AquaKid2020: wait
AquaKid2020: hold on
AquaKid2020: you took the bait
AquaKid2020: now i must gut you like a snake
ICEBLUE0I2: lol
AquaKid2020: jake
ICEBLUE0I2: haha
ICEBLUE0I2: lol
ICEBLUE0I2: u see her fall
AquaKid2020: no
AquaKid2020: i missed it
ICEBLUE0I2: lol
ICEBLUE0I2: watch dude
ICEBLUE0I2: lol
AquaKid2020: lol
AquaKid2020: listen to the guys talkin
ICEBLUE0I2: lmfao
ICEBLUE0I2: aaah!!!!
ICEBLUE0I2: lol
ICEBLUE0I2: justin says wassup
AquaKid2020: oh tell him i said whats up
ICEBLUE0I2: yo
ICEBLUE0I2: i got this tight rhyme
ICEBLUE0I2: listen...
ICEBLUE0I2: yo, the other day it was night and i saw this fine girl walkin
ICEBLUE0I2: so i decided to go over and commence to the talking
ICEBLUE0I2: i said " girl we should go on vacation
ICEBLUE0I2: u from asia but we dont need no translation
ICEBLUE0I2: for sex there is no need for motivation
ICEBLUE0I2: just lookin at a pic of you causes automatic ejaculation
ICEBLUE0I2: u got a nice body like a halle berry invasion
ICEBLUE0I2: though id lik u up and dont like u were a vanilla sensation
ICEBLUE0I2: pina colda when our love just gets hot and hotta
ICEBLUE0I2: add the milk and cheese fuk that im aleergic so nada
ICEBLUE0I2: peaches and cream
ICEBLUE0I2: no what i mean
ICEBLUE0I2: your like 112 makin a scene
ICEBLUE0I2: seein u makes me think that the whole room is green
ICEBLUE0I2: id do you like a horse
ICEBLUE0I2: .....
ICEBLUE0I2: lol....
AquaKid2020: WWTF
ICEBLUE0I2: lol
AquaKid2020: WWTF
ICEBLUE0I2: i got kinda lost
AquaKid2020: it was cool at the begining
ICEBLUE0I2: lol

[Hypnotic]

Yo off the top flows
in da club throwin bows
leave a nigga wit a fractured nose
my style keeps bitches on they toes
you standin there all froze
dont know what to say
ill kick your ass all dam day
step up ill slay you
stash the weapon and get off like OJ do
Whatever.
my lines could go forever
overcoming challenger one after another
dont get mad cause i humped your mother
now i have a son and he's your brother


lol, off the top of the head, all day.

[MasterMind]

YO YO
Let me kick it freestyle for a while
Yea
Yea
Yea

I'm online playin texas hold'em
I ain't go nothin, better fold'em
Online gaming sucks anyways
Can't see my sexy poker face

I'd rather be at a vagas casino
Use the money to buy me a hoe
maybe one, two, three, or even foe
or 10 so they can suck each one of my toes

That's the life.

Yea
YO YO
I'm outtie.

I know what you're thinking. That was like hypnotic... gay

[Hypnotic]

you wanna start somethin.
lets go.

Off the top battle rap
defeat this chump in a snap
My ryhmes are golden, yours are plain old crap
Your out of style, like sayin "Gimme some dap"
you thought yo shit was tight, must be on crack
My level of talent is what you do lack
eating your ryhmes like a midnight snack
got me on the mic, i have to come right back
prepare for this brutal rap attack.


umm... I lost it.


Don't start no stuff
Wont be no stuff
Bitch

[MasterMind]

Ha ha ha!

Rap attack my ass
the only you could attack is a big mac

my shit is tight, you know you're done
when you hear it, it make you get the runs
your ryhmes aint golden, theyre shiny white
its like something shane would say in a rap fight

im outtie, so F88k this
i need to go and scratch my dick.