Here’s the beat:
www.soundclick.com/util/streamM3U.m3u?ID=405568&q=LoStart around 0:26
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I’m ready to flow yet your teeth are aching
My grandma’s here cuz it’s you she’s baking
You look nervous ‘cuz your head’s been shaking
I hope you’re ready for this so don’t go flaking
I got this ready to bring my force to show
You got to keep up with me on your tippy toes
Oh I almost forgot that yo toe took a blow
This flow is a pimp, but yo’s is a hoe
You come in listening to some techno contraption
You say you dance but it’s some chemical reaction
Then you try to break but you fall without traction
You just krazy, fool – no brains, all action
You’re in your own world up there in the sky
You barge into groups with a big loud “HI”
They look at you like you some crazy fry
The second you greet them they all went “bye!”
This battle made the Puma’s stomach growl for food
You’re fried, grilled, shish kabob’ed or stewed
I’ll pin your sorry flow until it’s glued
My flows will fly ‘cuz I’m just in the mood
The curious porcupine runs up the paths
It thinks it’s all-powerful with its spiky mass
Yo cockiness matches that creature’s class
Unfortunately you’ll be up against my wrath
The porcupine catches the Puma’s line of sight
You tried and tried but could never match my height
To me it was a murder but to you it’s a fight
You belly’s open ‘cuz I slit you through the night
Now I’m happy that there’s food for today
You were medium rare; you tasted okay
Here comes my meal that I didn’t have to pay
“Can I have another serving? Oh, yes I may”
The battle’s done; the G-Force zero
Now little kids are yelling, “YaHdAn is my hero!”
I’m getting sued by the Federal Bureau
But winning this battle gave me dinero ;D
“Thanks for judging” marks the end of this round
Regardless of our fight, we leave without sound
G may be a sly cat but I’m the phat hound
Sorry G-force but you’ve now-been-clowned
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by permission from J-unit, I'd like to add a comment about the Puma joke. For those who don't see me frequently (or @ least don't notice my clothes), I have this thing for Puma jackets (the brand, not like Puma skin). G-force takes note of the jackets whenever I get a new Puma jacket. So, it was surprising to me when I searched the Puma on the web and found that porcupines are one of the primary prey of Pumas -- porcupines remind me of G cuz I think of porcupines as krazy critters w/ spiky hair. Just to clarify things... also, check out my revised version of the flow AFTER you vote ;D (this doesn't pertain to people who choose not to vote at all). I have second thoughts about the Puma stuff now, and yeah... check it out!
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