hrm. I give up on waiting... @ least this could (possibly) revive BGL
(I ask that you read this aloud with the following beat:
www.soundclick.com/util/streamM3U.m3u?ID=704308&q=Lo - wait for it to break into the beat 1st though. Or, if it keeps lagging, ask me to send you the music file)
* Part that is bolded like this is an intended sound effect -- do NOT spit it *========================================
Stop the battle guyz, we’re not ready,
Ma stuff’s prepared; my offense plenty,
Sigma’s not cuz his lines aren’t steady,
I got my 50 cents but he’s got a penny
The paramount value is tightness,
The way to get there is through right-ness
Watch out KID – you can’t fight this
Against me yo flows are might-less
You’re all sitting there thinking you’re tight
Everyone’s sitting here thinking “yea right”
For you we ought to have a warning light
Cuz your stench’d make you a toxic waste site
“Round 1” and “2”? Dawg this ain’t poetry,
Repeat after me: The Battle Ground’s rhap-sody
Screw your muse cuz she can’t help her inspiree
Yo fancy rhymes should go with biscuits and tea
Unfortunately Sigma’s the epitome of stupidity
Yo grades don’t prove to me an-y validity
Even with a microscope can’t see a brain in “thee”
He got no brain? “Oui! Si!” Repeat after me!
Here’s a Thai minority coming here to rep-present
Don’t misunderstand - racism ain’t my argument
You’re wondering where the heck your votes all went
Sorry; guess they found that you’re impotent
They need your fakeness in Disneyland,
You can’t win this battle you understand
Be mature and let go of your mommy’s hand
This is Battle Ground Life, not Candyland
Don’t even think about rhyming my name
Stop it dawg we all kno that’s outright lame
Go back to your homeland from which you came
You’re defaming your name in BGL shame
Get out of here before the nick of dawn
You came in here with no brains nor brawn
As J-Unit’s Moderator, you’re just a pawn[glow=blue,3,800] You’ve just been beaten by the great Yahdan [/glow]
Technical diff, I’ve got SigmaKID down
I’m top dog, but you’re in the dog pound
Let’s call 911! KID’s flow’s on the ground
Beat it KID –
*ding ding!* this is the end of the round…