AnD1BaLLeR Vs. Satan

[MasterMind]

I can feel the intensity already! This is going to be deadly.

[glow=Red,2,300]AnD1BaLLeR Vs. Satan[/glow]

DJ!! DJ!!! SPIN THAT BEAT!!!!

[Satan]

Ive been trying a new freeform style of rap.
Here it is.

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And1Baller, shut the fuck up, don’t holler
You got no skills, no pills for mind function
Your brain is whack, in mad junction
IQ unstackable, collapsible

Your sexuality towards beastiality bothers me
Boars to hoars, you fuck anything,
Bang anything, from ducks to trucks

Hypocrites like you, talkin like you good
When in fact your not, man, 1ball, you lack more than just a ball
You lack skill and height, cuz your dick is stunted, un-tall
Fag, your name should be SquareDickAnd1Ball
Didja lose your other nut in the hall? Why don’t you crawl and try to find it?
Assume your best position, face down ass up.
Then Ill come from behind and ejaculate: “WASSUP!”

Y you gay muslims always got a turban, must be tryin to hide something
Like something died and instead of sweepin it under the bed you put it on your head
Wrap loin cloth round it and pretend it brings you closer to G-o-d
HAH, only thing it brings you closer to is disease transferred from the rotting carcass
I know you like your grandma but you don’t have to wear her, like an expensive fur
Respect that old bitch, cuz without her you wouldn’t have the pleasure of getn owned my me
See? Kekekeke || Opps im not Korean.

So pray on your terrorist rugs, face Jerusalem,
More like face my ass cuz ill be pissin in your Koran
Boring ass book, only place it belongs is in the trash, or recycle for 5cents cash.
And my leakage is oil from your Middle Eastern land, highly inflamable,
Drenchin your holy scriptures with my juices of many uses
I laugh as you cry, when you watch the smoke go high
Go high? No, even better. Get high. Get high off your Bible
Inhale the smell of a bad book turn to ashes, turn to hashes for breathing
You must be seething as I up the heat
451 degrees F, a heroic feat

And whats up with your name, Baller?
Daddy says: “Ball handling is a privelege not a right”
Lose sight? Here’s a flashlight. But don’t grab too tight
Fuck you and your queer family occupation
Make a move towards my genetalia and you forfeit your life
Its Demon Joe in the Study with the Lead Knife

Don’t be shy, its ok to cry, especially when you get beat as thoroughly as you just did
Run home you spitless runt, to your mommy’s cunt, punk ass kid
Go up the tunnel and hide inside, cuz Joe’s on the prowl
HEAR THE HOWL

E PLURIBUS UNUM (Out of Many, One)

[AfGHaNeSteIn]

aight, yo yo yo yo yo yo...
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u wrote alot shit, but u got no rhymez u got nuthin
i hope ure playin, cuz that shitz gay, stop fuckin

What the fuck are u joe
U just joe schmoe .......Although joe knows he blows hey man whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaa……
Joe knows nothing, except he cant flow

ima show u ure show
but this is real reality
u must really like my ass
but u got gay sexuality

Ure bitch ass is fire, so ill put u out
Ill exclaim so u could hear…know that im loud!!!!!!!
Ill put u and hell out...rain, snow and clouds
Me and my flowz, KNOW, now ull never doubt

Antibacterial and anti-satan, call me Listerine
Too suspenseful, it should be Halloween
Whoz gonna win Eyez glued to ure screen
My theme is to wipe u out, so nuthinz unclean
Im all reloaded, u cant fight this machine

Impossible to go down, call me an agent
Im from the Middle East, yet still an Asian
Me minus Satan equals perfect equation
Hell is going down, TIME FOR INVASION!

At least I got 1, but u got nuthin
At least I got sumthin
But, but, but,.but………..No need to be buttin….

im Ünboring like IKEA
but I don’t wanna be ya…u goin down...bye bye see ya
destroy your ass together…me and North Korea

like sirkibbles, ill murder everyone on the mike
when I flow against u, ima say what I like
im playin games with ure mind, look at u psyche
horrible flowin by satan, now it’s time to strike

yall know who won, me,…. no need 4 votes
joe stunned now, take that dick out ure throat
ima teach u sumthin, so come and take notes
that’s not the way to flow “quote what I wrote”

ure right dawg...im one out of many
this is flowin, but u got no rhymez, can u give me any?
i am a terrorist, bomb n ure body will show on 20/20

Get it right dawg, full blooded musalem (Muslim)
but i face Mecca the kabbah, not jerusalem
know the 5 pillars, know the 5 columns
behind that screen, u probably look like Gollum!

rappins not 4 u, but maybe skatin
u know ure weak, no need to be waitin
i knew u like guys, now u gotta straighten
fuck joe schmoe and....fuck u SATAN

[NorthKorean]

The Rules:


40 lines max


Words unrestricted


Posted on the 9th of November


AnD1BaLLeR and Satan must post near the same time


Voting begins on the 9th of November


Voting ends on the 12th of November at 11:59 P.M.




Those were the rules posted for this battle..BOTH have gone against the rules of this battle. Satan: a little more than 40 lines (his finale counts). And1: More than 40 lines and posted much after Satan did (as seen through his lines). This battle is not valid, unless Allen says otherwise....Allen?

[Satan]

1Ball's violations dont bother me

i say just vote

[Statix]

well, even though the rules were broken by both of them, if the battle was outlawed, then their time and effort would go to waste. that would suck for both of them. i say that we just ignore that rule so that they can get a judging for what they produced, since this board is supposed to better our flowing skills...unless allen is against this, everyone should vote with ignoring the line limit rule

[AfGHaNeSteIn]

while satan put what was supposed to be many lines on one line, i decided to make mine more understandable by cutting one line into 2 or more. My lines are shorter and his are much longer. so both should still be valid, even though both of us went "against" the rules, it is still the rappin that counts. Thanks

Kamran

[VallanKnight]

I agree with what was said before... this battle went against rules, both for the battle, and for the forum in general. I don't like it, but I also say that, if nothing else, it was an example of just how ferocious battles can be, and may serve better as a warning. If, however, the battle is allowed to count, here's my vote:

Voter: Josh

Pros (+) and Cons (-):

Joe/Satan:
+Attacks were well done, if a little crude.
-New style doesn't really flow. It breaks up at parts.
-Racial slurs=bad. Be careful about that.
-Religious slurs=bad. Dude, that crosses a line somewhere.
-Two lines over the limit... not *really* bad, but worth mentioning.

1Baller:
-GOD SAVE THE SPELLCHECKER! Please, slang here and there is alright, but there's no excuse for consistently bad grammar and spelling.
-a massive 10 lines over the limit. that's just not cool.
-Rythym just went all wrong in a few places, and generally took a new verse to fix.
+at least you rhymed
+some attacks were good.
-Did you wait until AFTER you read Satan's post to write yours? isn't that against the rules?

Final Score: 1Baller. As much as I wanted to see satan win, I gotta go the other way.

On a side note, this whole thing was all bad, you two were at each other's throats. You both broke rules during your flows, and I'm not too fond of either. Let's NOT see another battle like this, alright?

Reminder of final score: 1Baller

[K]

my name is K

I liked the way Satan crossed lines
both were vicious and that was good
i think it is very abusive for And1Baller to refute Satan

Satan gets my vote

[AfGHaNeSteIn]

and i just like to mention so people dont get the wrong idea.
I thought the battle would start around 7 PM, but the guy already wrote his stuff round 3 oclock in the day time...usually when ppl have battled round here, it was around 7 to 8, from what i have seen and later on
but not that early

although i did go over the line limit, he did too
but me doing my flow later should not be taken into consideration